Such a lazy mixed bag review trope (7.9/10). Just like one of my Japanese animes.īasically Girl in the Box isn’t trying anything fancy, though it definitely ‘does the job’. Oddly, the only time Girl in the Box makes any actual noise is when you finally cum, and it sounds like all the air trapped inside gets forced out in a squelchy ‘custard river’ kinda way. Feels like I’m reviewing a fucking vacuum cleaner at this point, but that might be a handy bullet point if you have to be mindful of your surroundings. I found that you can also pretty much go wild on this thing and it’ll remain whisper quiet. It’s amazing what an extra 300g (compared to most handheld onaholes) can do. (Sorry, this was the best/only internal shot I could find)Īlso every time you yank the onahole down, it’ll slam down on your crotch in an incredibly satisfying way. There’s a lot of padding here, and it’ll always fight against you. Instead, the appeal here is its sheer sense of weight and tightness. It’s just a steady run of ribbing and random nubs. The tunnel feels very spongy, and without any major impact points or gimmicks. Who knows.Īs far as the internal design goes, Magic Eyes have kept this real simple. There’s a nice feeling of achievement popping in here each and every time probably on par with other life goals. Make sure there’s a decent drop of lube smeared around the entrance, as it’s rather small and by far the tightest section. So onwards/inwards we go.Īlright, getting into Girl in the Box: Hard Edition is probably the trickiest part. The onahole is chunky enough that I’m sure you’ll find a comfortable sweet spot. Honestly, it’s a fairly minor quirk in the grand scheme of masturbation things. But hey, props to Magic Eyes for trying something tender and delicious. That and it has the whole roast chicken thing going on when placed on a flat surface. The shoulder blades are really… off, and the arms stick out juuuust enough to feel clumsy when you’re trying to grip on. The girl’s arms are bound behind her back, but I dunno. I mean, I can see what they were going for. Once you flip it over though, the design gets a bit weird. Should I be mid-fuck with this onahole, I’d at least know my penis would survive. Like let’s say Earth accidently veers off into the Sun tomorrow. Holding it for the first time, there was an immediate sense of safety. Personally I prefer my onaholes doubling as bricks, so everything about this seemed right for me and my concrete fetish.īecause yeah, at a whopping 600g, Girl in the Box: Hard Edition is a beast. While I’ve never tried the original version of Girl in the Box, I’m going to assume it was way too floppy (to the max), hence this reworked version using sturdier material. Might roll over in bed and wake up stickier than usual the next morning. Pretty sure I lost the little packet of it right after taking these photos, which is somewhat worrying. This is Girl in the Box: Hard Edition by Magic Eyes, complete with their usual high standard of packaging… and low standard of bonus lube. One that doesn’t look like Waluigi at least. Though thankfully (?) most will ship with an onahole packed in there instead. Oh dear, it was what everyone suspected all along. So indeed, what was in the box? What drove teen heart-throb Goodman to absolute despair? Until now.ĭedicating years of their craft to finding an answer, the team at Magic Eyes have finally figured it out. It was – quite simply – the biggest mystery since the temporary gun-related death of Mr. Not even the film’s production crew who were responsible for putting the box together in the first place. – Retailers marked with * are affiliate linksĪs John Goodman so famously questioned in 1995’s family-friendly comedy sensation SE7EN, “what’s in the box?” Nobody knew. Retailers: otonaJP / Toy Demon* / Kanojo Toys* / NLS Measurements: length – 15.5cm, weight – 600g
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